Nobby Nobbs

“We are naked, lance-constable!”
“Only technically. This mud really sticks.”
“I mean underneath the mud!” said Angua.
“Yes, but if we had clothes on we’d be naked underneath them too!” Sally pointed out.
“This is not the time for logic! This is the time for not seeing Nobby grinning at me!”
“But he’s seen you when you are wolf-shaped, hasn’t he?” said Sally.
“So?” snapped Angua.
“Well, technically you’re naked then, aren’t you?”
Never tell him that!”

-Terry Pratchett “Thud!”