So, I had the weirdest dream last night. I can’t recall all of it and to be honest I don’t even know what the entire point was at that moment, but there was this huge chase… I mean half of the Avengers + myself and, for some obscure reason, one of my grandmothers… I can’t even remember whom we were chasing. But there was Tony Stark (not wearing his Iron Man armour) in a huge grey convertible car, speeding like crazy on a busy highway that ran in the middle of a meadow where sheep were grazing. And then there was Captain America (in costume without the hood/mask) on some sort of air bike. Suddenly there was a huge explosion/crash with something and Tony’s car flew up in the air and collided with the Captains air bike knocking him off of it. Tony was madly clinging to the steering wheel and the Captain, who managed to grab a hold of the cars window wiper, was looking like he was on a rodeo while the burning car was spinning in the air.
Finally the car hit the ground and both Tony and the Captain managed to get away from it fairly unscratched. Well, they were pretty roughed up and bleeding slightly, but nothing too serious. So Tony was laying there on the ground, looking rather tired and unbelieving that he just survived that, when suddenly the Captain straddled him exclaiming: “Wasn’t that just the craziest thing you have ever done?” and then proceeded to kiss Tony senseless in an adrenaline induced high. That part of the dream was rather long and intense to be honest xD
After they broke from the kiss, the Captain said something really weird while staring down at baffled Tony… I don’t remember what exactly he said, but Tony looked at him with a pretty surprised and unbelieving face and asked: “Did you just quote Mitt Romney?”
The Captain started laughing and lay down next to… well half way on top of Tony really… and said: “Yeah, I think I did.”
To which Tony replied with loud laughter and said: “Well, I hope he just exploded, because you saying that was fucking unreal.”
And that was that. The rest of the dream consisted of trying to catch over excited dogs and attach them to their leashes to take them for a walk and me failing to complete my math homework for school… which was pretty traumatizing yet again. None of the example problems made any sense D: